What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?